The 3 Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig
| Mother: | do you know the story of the three little wolves and the big bad pig? |
| Daughter: | yeah |
| Mother: | oh yeah? well what happened |
| Daughter: | the pig drills the wolf's concrete house with a pneumatic drill |
| Mother: | oh how do you know? |
| Daughter: | i have the book in my room |
| Mother: | where do you get it from? |
| Daughter: | you.... and the third wolf builds his house out of flowers and the pic smells the flowers and becomes a nice pig |
| Mother: | yeah...that's cuz they were full of pot |
