| Girl: | i'd sure let michael jackson touch me for 22 mil
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| Girl: | to bad he doesn't like girls
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| Girl: | i'd show him who's bad
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| Girl: | and make him squeal HEE HEE HEE
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| Boy: | LMAO
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| Girl: | i would have to put a paper bag over his head first though
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| Boy: | makes me wanna screaam
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| Girl: | i'd make him wanna scream
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| Girl: | at the top of his high pitched ass lungs
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| Girl: | and then tell him to let me watch him beat it
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| Girl: | he may actually end up suing me
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| Boy: | why?
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| Girl: | because if i really did all that shit it would be me harassing him instead of vice versa
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| Girl: | but of course i can't do that because that would make me a necrophiliac
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| Boy: | LMAO!
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| Girl: | I'd show him the real meaning of thriller
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| Girl: | ok I'm done done now
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| Boy: | there isn't much you could say after necrophilia
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| Girl: | no i mean the song references
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| Girl: | cuz it's in my human nature to be startin something
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| Girl: | ok now i'm really done. |
