WHOS BAD?
| Girl: | i'd sure let michael jackson touch me for 22 mil |
| Girl: | to bad he doesn't like girls |
| Girl: | i'd show him who's bad |
| Girl: | and make him squeal HEE HEE HEE |
| Boy: | LMAO |
| Girl: | i would have to put a paper bag over his head first though |
| Boy: | makes me wanna screaam |
| Girl: | i'd make him wanna scream |
| Girl: | at the top of his high pitched ass lungs |
| Girl: | and then tell him to let me watch him beat it |
| Girl: | he may actually end up suing me |
| Boy: | why? |
| Girl: | because if i really did all that shit it would be me harassing him instead of vice versa |
| Girl: | but of course i can't do that because that would make me a necrophiliac |
| Boy: | LMAO! |
| Girl: | I'd show him the real meaning of thriller |
| Girl: | ok I'm done done now |
| Boy: | there isn't much you could say after necrophilia |
| Girl: | no i mean the song references |
| Girl: | cuz it's in my human nature to be startin something |
| Girl: | ok now i'm really done. |

I was on my way to the coin star machine when I couldn’t help but notice the boy across from me kept grabbing something under the seat. I didn’t pay it much attention until sat up and I saw it was a piece of used gum. At first I was disgusted and figured I’d just turned my head but then I thought this is a classic candid camera moment. smh only in NY.

